The Video Constitutional Is Back!!!

Most of these videos are old. Even though I've been away for a bit, I've still been doing a little collecting.

Fine. FINE! One more Charlie Sheen thing, then I'm done. THEN I'm done! Here's his cooking show.

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

And since I'm on Funny or Die, here's a video starring Maggie Lawson (Juliet from Psych) as Wonder Woman. Hot. SOOOOO hot.

A Date with Diana from Maggie Lawson

You don't need to watch the entirety of this video. Maybe only 30 seconds. If you don't watch Archer, though, you won't get it.



Here's the trailer for Foo Fighters: Back and Forth. Looks like it's a full-length documentary about the band. I love this band. This is by far my favorite band. I very much want to see this.



Oh, and look, here's the video for "Rope." As far as Foo Fighter videos go, it's pretty meh. Just the guys singing and playing their instruments in a big box, sometimes in silhouette. I tend to enjoy the ones that have a hint of a story to them. I like it when the guys get creative.



Epic Meal Time Deleted Scenes #2. Burger outtakes!



It's a baby! Who's cussing! When my youngest says "truck" it sounds like he's saying "fuck." And let's all remember the fun I had while listening to my daughter tell me the name of her favorite Thomas the Tank Engine chum, Percy. She loves Percy.



Watch this video, and then think about the time it must have taken this guy to find all of these videos and blend them together to produce a pretty decent funk song. The second one is just beautiful.





When I first saw a trailer for "Your Highness," I thought it was awesome, and not just because of Natalie Portman's butt (which is awesome). It looked really funny. This trailer, less so. C'mon, no "Magic, mother fucker!"? That's just weak.



Still not as excited about the Captain America movie as I am about Thor, but it doesn't look bad.



Looks like I might be introducing Parker to the Thundercats soon. This looks like something we'll both like.



I hope Game of Thrones gets onto Netflix quickly!

Game of Thrones Exclusive Preview

Just like I thought I was done with Charlie Sheen, I thought I was also done with Rebecca Black's "Friday," but then Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon pulled me back in.



Love this Thor version of the Little Vader commercial that ran during the Superbowl.



Here's a commercial for a new AMC series. I'm getting a big Deadwood feel from it, and with AMC's track record, I'll probably like it.



This is all the Twilight I need.



Best Green Lantern trailer yet.

I realize that there are things that would probably benefit Supernatural by doing an animated version. There would be visuals and monsters and such that a live-action show just wouldn't be able to pull off. Why do you think we didn't actually see any dragons in the dragon episode of Supernatural this year? But this anime version...nope. Do. Not. Want.



Too...funny. Must...watch...again!



Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis are awesome, but I want to see this movie because of Charlie Day. He's great on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and he looks like he'll be great in this. And say what you want about her acting skills, Jennifer Aniston is hot. End of discussion.



Like Community? Like Troy? Here are some of his greatest lines, followed by a supercut of him crying.

Backed-Up Constitutional

I hadn't seen the Samwell "What What" video until Tosh.0 this past season, and as much as I mean to, I've never seen Mad Men. Having said that, I think this video is awesome.



And let's follow that with a nice little Mad Men/Pulp Fiction mash-up, again with some Don Draper "what?"s.



I like Justin Timberlake, and this looks pretty funny, but I saw a split second of a cast dance scene, so that has me worried. I don't like that.



And I REALLY like Natalie Portman, but I REALLY hate Ashton Kutcher. Oh, decisions decisions.



Jason Sudeikis is one of the best things about Saturday Night Live (is he even still on it? I don't watch it anymore.). He was great on 30 Rock, and he had a recent great guest shot on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here he is with Owen Wilson in a new movie that I can kinda get behind.



My son is going to be SOOOOO excited when I tell him about the sequel to Cars. Is it just me, or does it look like an extended version of a "'Mater's Tall Tales" short? Those are pretty awesome, but I think their brevity lends a bit to the awesomeness.



Say what you want about the man, Alec Baldwin is a great and funny actor.



I'm not expecting the Green Lantern movie to be as awesome as Christopher Nolan's Batman movies, but I want it to be good. Really good. And this trailer LOOKS good. The graphics and characters and everything LOOK good. But oh my God the dialogue is the most hackneyed, gag-inducing crap that I've heard. Because I'm currently a pretty big GL fan and I'm a HUGE Ryan Reynolds fan, this needs to be good. But I hope there's more to the rest of the movie than the "gems" chosen for this trailer. Oh, and Blake Lively is hot.



I <3 this movie so hard right now.

More Your Highness Videos

Cowboys & Aliens. Sounds ridiculous, looks awesome.

Here's the trailer for The Mechanic, a remake of a 1973 Charles Bronson film. It's stars Jason Statham, who I'm a fan of.



I had an extremely shitty day on Thursday, and this was the pick-me-up I needed.



In honor of the new Harry Potter movie, here's Hogwarts Hangover.