Showing posts with label Ryan Reynolds. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ryan Reynolds. Show all posts

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

What You Should Have Seen #28


The Change-Up


The Change-Up is a mindless, extremely predictable movie…but dammit if it didn’t make me laugh a lot.

I’m a fan of both Ryan Reynolds and Jason Bateman, so throwing them both in a body-swapping movie would seem to be a no-brainer for the type of movie I’d like. Then you’ve got Leslie Mann and Olivia Wilde? Sold.

As I said before, the plot is extremely predictable. Bateman and Reynolds’ characters (Dave Lockwood and Mitch Planko, respectively) have been friends since they were kids. Dave is married to Jamie (Mann). He’s got a good job, a nice house in the suburbs of Chicago, and he and his wife have three kids. Dave’s life is nothing but work (he’s up for partner at his law firm!) and the same-old same-old routine at home. Mitch is a stoner who’s attempting to become an actor. He’s got no responsibilities and goes home with a new woman every night (or at least the same seven women, each with their own night each week). These guys spend a night out watching a game at a bar, filling their bladders, then decide to seek relief at a fountain in the park. As they’re both doing the whole “grass is greener” bit while adding their bit of yellow water to the fountain, they wish for each other’s life, and suddenly the city goes dark.

Guess what happens when they wake up.

Throughout the movie, Dave tries to enjoy the life of a slacker while Mitch tries to get him to have a bit of physical fun. Mitch, on the other hand, tries to prove to everyone that he can be an adult after learning what his best friend and his father (played by Alan Arkin) really think of him. Pretty rote, right?

Mitch is extremely foul-mouthed and seems to be missing the little filter that rests somewhat comfortably between our (well, maybe not mine) brains and our mouths. He’s a dirtier Van Wilder or Berg. Had he stayed in this role, I’m pretty sure I still would have been entertained, but probably not as entertained as when the words are coming out of Bateman’s mouth, a mouth that’s usually attached to a straight-laced, by-the-book character. That’s where the funny comes in.

The other thing, or things, I guess, and really they’re not things, they’re women. Two beautiful women who happen to be good actresses. First, we’ve got Mann in a good chunk of the movie. She and Dave are drifting apart, and she’s the one who brings a bit of drama into the movie. She’s the one who realizes her marriage is falling apart, and she unknowingly confesses these problems to her husband. For those of you dirty birds in the audience, there’s a nude scene, and it’s pretty good. Of course, that’s then tempered by a wonderful bathroom scene.

Wilde plays Sabrina, Dave’s co-worker who he fantasizes about. Dave ends up on a date with her while in Mitch’s body. Perfect situation, right? It’s also not bad for the audience, at least the male patrons, who get to see a bit more of her than in any other movie she’s been in…sort of. Ever heard of CGI nipples? Nah, neither have I. Mann has also said that she used a prosthetic in her nude scene. So use that knowledge however you will, guys.

I’m going to end this review the same way I began it: it’s mindless and extremely predictable, but I enjoyed the hell out of it. If you don’t mind a lot of foul language and a bit of fake nudity and movie that allows you to turn your brain off, then this might be one for you. If you’ve got Cinemax, watching the movie won’t even cost you anything.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Labor Day Weekend Video Constitutional

This video just makes me happy. It's a super-cut of various dance segments from The Colbert Report. My favorite part will always be when he's dancing behind Barney Frank.



Um, ok, so the Foo Fighters have a new North American tour starting up, and they made a video to promote it. I couldn't turn away. I tried, but I just couldn't. When the music started I was hoping they were covering "Body Language" by Queen, but it's just them. ALL of them.



And here's the song that plays during the beginning of the video.



Epic Chicken Burger Combo from Epic Meal Time. Even the buns have bacon in them!



The new season of TV shows is almost heeeeeeeeeeeere!!!!! Here's a look at John Goodman on Community. Can't wait!



So Ryan Reynolds and an angry Willem Dafoe are going to make me watch a Julia Roberts movie? Damn you. Damn the both of you.



I was watching a video about Doc Brown (Christopher Lloyd from Back to the Future) doing a commercial for an Argentinian electronics store, and this was one of the suggested videos to watch. It's Joseph Gordon Levitt singing Nirvana's Lithium. I didn't know he was in a band. It definately doesn't stand up to the original, but I'd listen to some more of his music.

And then there were Jedi kittens.



Crap, looks like I'll be checking out MORE of Final Cut King's videos after that Jedi Kitten one and this Nerf War one.



It's the live-action Captain Planet that nobody asked for but everybody wanted.



This is a very simple-looking but awesome music video for the song "The Understanding" by Jones Street Station. I've never heard of these guys before, but a friend sent me the video because it's got Dani Pudi in it, who I find incredibly entertaining in Community. I would probably like the song if I heard it by itself, but I know I'm enjoying a whole lot more because of the video.



She's on my list. She's so on my list.


Friday, November 19, 2010

Backed-Up Constitutional

I hadn't seen the Samwell "What What" video until Tosh.0 this past season, and as much as I mean to, I've never seen Mad Men. Having said that, I think this video is awesome.



And let's follow that with a nice little Mad Men/Pulp Fiction mash-up, again with some Don Draper "what?"s.



I like Justin Timberlake, and this looks pretty funny, but I saw a split second of a cast dance scene, so that has me worried. I don't like that.



And I REALLY like Natalie Portman, but I REALLY hate Ashton Kutcher. Oh, decisions decisions.



Jason Sudeikis is one of the best things about Saturday Night Live (is he even still on it? I don't watch it anymore.). He was great on 30 Rock, and he had a recent great guest shot on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia. Here he is with Owen Wilson in a new movie that I can kinda get behind.



My son is going to be SOOOOO excited when I tell him about the sequel to Cars. Is it just me, or does it look like an extended version of a "'Mater's Tall Tales" short? Those are pretty awesome, but I think their brevity lends a bit to the awesomeness.



Say what you want about the man, Alec Baldwin is a great and funny actor.



I'm not expecting the Green Lantern movie to be as awesome as Christopher Nolan's Batman movies, but I want it to be good. Really good. And this trailer LOOKS good. The graphics and characters and everything LOOK good. But oh my God the dialogue is the most hackneyed, gag-inducing crap that I've heard. Because I'm currently a pretty big GL fan and I'm a HUGE Ryan Reynolds fan, this needs to be good. But I hope there's more to the rest of the movie than the "gems" chosen for this trailer. Oh, and Blake Lively is hot.



I <3 this movie so hard right now.
Cowboys & Aliens. Sounds ridiculous, looks awesome.


Here's the trailer for The Mechanic, a remake of a 1973 Charles Bronson film. It's stars Jason Statham, who I'm a fan of.



I had an extremely shitty day on Thursday, and this was the pick-me-up I needed.



In honor of the new Harry Potter movie, here's Hogwarts Hangover.

Friday, April 16, 2010

Friday Video Dump

Creeped out by the new Tiger Woods Nike commercial? Have a few parodies, then.







This is a joke, right? This has to be a joke. Just 'cause they're girls doesn't make them bad basketball players. I don't know what this is, though. They play like they're all 5 years old, but they look like they're in high school. And then a dunk is attempted. Facepalm.



New Will Ferrell movie? Yes please!


Not that I'm promoting or advocating the crime against nature that is non-alcoholic beer, but this is a pretty funny commercial. And please ignore where this video came from.



This movie doesn't look all that great to me, but I really like Ryan Reynolds, so here's a trailer for Paper Man.



Well, I don't much care for the song, but it is more fitting to Kick-Ass than the Mika song/video that was released a couple of weeks ago.


Drunk Comic Book History: The Robins. Comic book fans who enjoy Drunk History should enjoy this.



Conan O'Brien singing Creep by Radiohead. It's slightly awesome.

Monday, December 1, 2008

The Nines (Movie Review)

I’ve been a Ryan Reynolds fan since Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Place. I liked him in Van Wilder, The Amityville Horror, Blade Trinity, Waiting, Smokin’ Aces and Chaos Theory. He can be very funny, very creepy, or somewhat serious, and it’s because of him that I’m even watching this movie.

At first you might think it’s a comedy. We meet Reynolds’ character as he’s self-destructing following (what I’m assuming is) a pretty bad break up. The introduction is actually pretty funny, what with the lighter fluid, the crack cocaine, the portly hooker, and the lack of a belly button. And even when he’s put under house arrest (in a house that isn’t his own due to the results of the aforementioned lighter fluid), we’ve still got some funny in store.

But then it gets weird. His agent’s representative and his next door neighbor kick off the weirdness, which culminates in him breaking his house arrest and possibly destroying the world. But it’s okay, because we’re back, but all the cast members are different. Is it some vast multi-personality thing? A dream? Did J.J. Abrams write this?

By the end of the movie I more or less understood what was going on...I think. But I don’t really think I enjoyed it. Everybody that walked in front of the camera performed wonderfully. Great acting all around. But the story was just too weird, and that’s saying a LOT if it’s coming out of my mouth (or my fingers in this case). If you’re a Ryan Reynolds fan and have to watch everything he’s done, then I guess you’ve got to see this, but otherwise I’d pass.

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