Better Late Than Never Video Constitutional

I don't like Oprah, but I love this video.



Tom Cruise gets a letter from his Australian cousin. He's so emotional!



With the changes to the upcoming Star Wars Blu-Ray releases announced, it's fun to go back and look at some classic Star Wars clips.



George Carlin was never one of my favorite comedians, but Louis C.K. is. Here's Louis's tribute to Carlin.



I will pigeon fight you!



It's almost time for new TV shows! Here's a pretty good edit of Community that turns awesomeness into a song.



This Epic Meal Time video seems kind of lazy. It's just a bunch of hot dogs and bacon, with some Jack Daniels mixed with some ketchup. Forgive me, but I usually expect some actual cooking to be done.



I may have to put EMT in time-out for using a Limp Bizkit reference in this video. Or maybe I need to go in time-out because I got the reference. Also, I really want to try an In and Out burger. Okay, the burger bullets were pretty awesome, as was the guy who snorted the burgers. Nice.



I felt bad for laughing at this, but that didn't stop me from laughing more.



I don't like Charlie Sheen, and I will NOT watch his roast, but I'm in the middle of watching the West Wing, so I'm on a bit of a Martin Sheen kick. This is a great commercial all around.



Here's an important PSA about driving. I think it's an important lesson to us all.



I've never seen Slapshot, but I know I like it more than any of the Twilight movies. Here's a mash-up of the two, and yeah, it's worth it.



Text about the video that the writer thinks is funny, but the readers have heard it all before.



George C. Scott doesn't like Lucas's new changes to the Star Wars Blu-Ray releases either.



I imagine all Twilight fans are exactly like this.



I'm currently watching The West Wing. I've seen the first four seasons, but I got sidetracked and never watched the rest. I'm now rewatching what I've already seen (since I saw it YEARS ago) so I can finish the season, but I don't think I'll ever see a scene in the show as good as when President Bartlett calls the Butterball hotline. Awesome.



Why did nobody tell me that Idris Elba was in a BBC show? I'm disappointed in ALL of you.



Probably for the rest of the month I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit it out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But my experiment this weekend proved to me that I actually AM making a spot of cash whenever the ads are clicked. So I’m going to put this little disclaimer on the bottom of all my posts for the next month or so, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. Thanks so much!

The Video Constitutional Is Back!!!

Most of these videos are old. Even though I've been away for a bit, I've still been doing a little collecting.

Fine. FINE! One more Charlie Sheen thing, then I'm done. THEN I'm done! Here's his cooking show.

Charlie Sheen's Winning Recipes from Charlie Sheen

And since I'm on Funny or Die, here's a video starring Maggie Lawson (Juliet from Psych) as Wonder Woman. Hot. SOOOOO hot.

A Date with Diana from Maggie Lawson

You don't need to watch the entirety of this video. Maybe only 30 seconds. If you don't watch Archer, though, you won't get it.



Here's the trailer for Foo Fighters: Back and Forth. Looks like it's a full-length documentary about the band. I love this band. This is by far my favorite band. I very much want to see this.



Oh, and look, here's the video for "Rope." As far as Foo Fighter videos go, it's pretty meh. Just the guys singing and playing their instruments in a big box, sometimes in silhouette. I tend to enjoy the ones that have a hint of a story to them. I like it when the guys get creative.



Epic Meal Time Deleted Scenes #2. Burger outtakes!



It's a baby! Who's cussing! When my youngest says "truck" it sounds like he's saying "fuck." And let's all remember the fun I had while listening to my daughter tell me the name of her favorite Thomas the Tank Engine chum, Percy. She loves Percy.



Watch this video, and then think about the time it must have taken this guy to find all of these videos and blend them together to produce a pretty decent funk song. The second one is just beautiful.





When I first saw a trailer for "Your Highness," I thought it was awesome, and not just because of Natalie Portman's butt (which is awesome). It looked really funny. This trailer, less so. C'mon, no "Magic, mother fucker!"? That's just weak.



Still not as excited about the Captain America movie as I am about Thor, but it doesn't look bad.



Looks like I might be introducing Parker to the Thundercats soon. This looks like something we'll both like.



I hope Game of Thrones gets onto Netflix quickly!

Game of Thrones Exclusive Preview

Just like I thought I was done with Charlie Sheen, I thought I was also done with Rebecca Black's "Friday," but then Stephen Colbert and Jimmy Fallon pulled me back in.



Love this Thor version of the Little Vader commercial that ran during the Superbowl.



Here's a commercial for a new AMC series. I'm getting a big Deadwood feel from it, and with AMC's track record, I'll probably like it.



This is all the Twilight I need.



Best Green Lantern trailer yet.

I realize that there are things that would probably benefit Supernatural by doing an animated version. There would be visuals and monsters and such that a live-action show just wouldn't be able to pull off. Why do you think we didn't actually see any dragons in the dragon episode of Supernatural this year? But this anime version...nope. Do. Not. Want.



Too...funny. Must...watch...again!



Jason Bateman and Jason Sudeikis are awesome, but I want to see this movie because of Charlie Day. He's great on It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, and he looks like he'll be great in this. And say what you want about her acting skills, Jennifer Aniston is hot. End of discussion.



Like Community? Like Troy? Here are some of his greatest lines, followed by a supercut of him crying.

Gunky Constitutional

Deadwood Pancakes



Sometimes nature freaks me the fuck out.



Deadwood has gag reels? Deadwood has gag reels. The intro to the first one was...Hawaii 5-0? The second was Dallas. And the 3rd was The Facts of Life. Nice.







Super looks to be a more tongue-in-cheek and low-budget version of Kick-Ass. It's got Rain Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon, and Nathan Fillion. I'm sold.

Louis C.K. is one of my favorite current comedians. Him, Daniel Tosh, Zach Galifianakis and Patton Oswalt. Those are probably my top four. But Louis seems to resonate more with me. This is from a 1991 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and I forgot that Conan has been on that long. And Louis was one of his writers. The voice is definitely the same, but he's a lot more upbeat. I guess everything that I find funny about his comedy hasn't happened to him yet.



The latest Epic Meal Time video.



I have a plea for FX, USA, AMC and A&E: STOP WITH THE AWESOME DRAMAS! Damn, I'm trying to cut back on my TV watching, not add more to it. Let the major networks pump out their crap with the occasional gem so I can get a little bit of a breather. What brought this on? Here's a trailer for the new AMC show "The Killing." It looks good.



I thought I was done with Charlie Sheen's crazy public breakdown, but then he got autotuned. NOW I'm done.



Months and months ago I posted the Rally's commercial that Seth Green did in the early '90s. I had no idea it ended up being such a big deal for him AND for New Orleans. And he was wearing a long, thick, black trenchcoat BEFORE Silent Bob made them famous!



And now, here's a baby laughing while his daddy tears up stuff, probably bills. As much as I don't want anymore kids, I do miss the days when they were this small and this easily amused.

In-Like-a-Lion Constitutional (now with added tiger blood!)

The Green Machine from George Mason University playing Rage Against the Machine. Frickin' awesome!



I kinda think this mega-rant is a bit slow (as far as mega-rants go) until Christian Bale shows up. Then it's a fun little romp.



I'm loving this massive breakdown or whatever is happening to Charlie Sheen. I'm loving the memes and the quotes and the mash-ups. How about a little Darth Sheen?



Game of Thrones trailer. Hopefully I'll be able to watch this on Netflix or Hulu Plus since I don't have HBO. Looks pretty awesome. Never read the books.



Here's the auto-tuned segement from The Oscars. Solid all around, but the Facebook and Twilight sections are the best.



New Epic Meal Time! Epic energy bar!



Let's throw in some Epic Meal Time deleted scenes.



OMG!! It's the leaked season finale of Two and a Half Men!!



As the guy who posted this on Facebook said, "Guitarded." Rhapsody in Blue is by far my favorite Gershwin piece, and probably one of my favorite orchestral pieces of all time. I introduced my kids to it this weekend via Fantasia 2000, and they were mesmerized. These guys and this arrangement are awesome.



Here's the piece from Fantasia 2000.



A promo from the dead-in-the-water Buffy the Vampire Slayer animated series. "There are things in the dark. Dark things." That's about the worst line I've ever heard, and I watch a lot of bad TV. It would have felt more tongue-in-cheek had Buffy actually commented on it. Otherwise, with the animation style and music, I kept expecting Batman to show up in the beginning. The library scene really took me back to the early days, though. I would've watched this.



More Charlie Sheen stuff:

Sheen and Swanson
Dream MaSheen
Live the Sheen Dream
Cats Quote Charlie Sheen
Charlie Sheen Quotes as New Yorker Cartoons

Charlie Sheen Quote Meme (via Warming Glow)
Charlie Sheen Quotes with Superheroes
Charlie's Meme
Muammar Gaddafi or Charlie Sheen
Adonis DNA
Emilio Estevez Meme (via Film Drunk)