Clean Shaven Video Constitutional

Nathan Fillion on Conan last week. I want to be best friends with this guy.



Damn, looks like I've got to go vote for the People's Choice Awards now. Thanks a lot, Christy!



So apparently Donald Glover hangs out with puppets? You can't see him in the video, but you can hear him. Sounds like he's the one with the camera.



I don't think this video is all that creative, but some of it is pretty funny. It's two guys at Target trying to get help finding various made-up items.



Has Liam Neeson alway been a badass, or was Taken a shift for him? Whatever the reason, I like him in roles like this. Here's the trailer for his latest film, The Grey.



Oh, HELLS yes! A horror movie written by Joss Whedon? I'll be seeing this in the theater, thank you. No Netflix or Redbox for me on this one. And it's got Topher from Dollhouse in it. Nice to see Whedon giving some work to someone he's already worked with. You don't see that much. /sarcasm

I'll sign an online petition to save Community, but that's about it. After having my heart broken by the likes of Firefly, Arrested Development and Terriers, I realize that good shows sometimes get cancelled. But sure, I'll sign a petition. And post funny videos.



Will Ferrell made some Old Milwaukee commercials for some reason. Sure, why not?







I just found out that American Psycho is getting a remake, and I wanted to share my favorite scene from the movie. I really like Christian Bale. I love Huey Lewis and the News. I love Christian Bale deconstructing Huey Lewis and the News with such a smile. And I love Christian Bale's fancy footwork right before going at Jared Leto with an axe. There are more monolouges following the HL&tN one, which are almost just as good, but this is my favorite. Be warned, there's blood and some language, but I think it's worth it.


American Psycho - Pop Monologues from laviesportive on Vimeo.


Jason Segel. Alison Brie as a Brit. Andy from Parks and Recreation. The same guy who did Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek. This is a romantic comedy I can get behind.



"Thunderstruck" is far and away my favorite AC/DC song. It just pumps you up. So yeah, I'm probably going to like it in a Star Wars mash-up.



Okay, this mash-up of Star Wars and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas made me smile.



If I just say, "Star Wars cello duel," will that be enough to get you to view this video? Musically, it's awesome, and visually, it's surprising.



THIS is why I haven't gotten my kids Kinectimals for our (my) XBox.



Like Pulp Fiction? Ever wanted to see it chronological order? Neither did I, but apparently somebody did. They recut the movie and put the whole damn thing on YouTube. So, here it is.



Also, in case you've forgotten: When I can remember to add this to the bottom of my posts, I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But when you click ads, I get a little bit of money, and as a single father of three, every penny from every source helps...especially with Christmas looming on the horizon. So I’m going to keep this tiny bit of begging at the bottom of my posts, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. The only thing it costs you is time. :) Thanks so much!

Pizza Day Video Constitutional

"Little Debbie? Big slut." I've never liked smores. I like marshmallows, I like chocolate, and I like graham crackers...I just don't like them all together. THIS smore just looks nauseating.



Mac n cheese n brains (with bacon and extra cheese), deep fried brains, scrambled eggs and brains, candied brains, and brain Big Macs. Honestly, it doesn't sound terrible.



Okay, Juggalos. Sometimes you fascinate me, sometimes you disgust me, but despite your message of inclusion, I do not respect you. This video doesn't help your cause. I'm not going to embed it because of how NSFW it is, but I will provide a link because it IS a fascinating video.

http://vimeo.com/29589320

Drive looks like a good movie, but not good enough for me to see in theaters. I like Baby Goose (think about it), Hendricks and Cranston. I also like this video.

"Drive" to Shitty Music Trailer - watch more funny videos     

I like Supernatural's very simple opening, but if it had to have a typical music-backed opening credits, this would be perfect...assuming they could afford to use a Led Zeppelin song.



The only season of Mad Men I've seen so far is the first, so I actually recognize this scene. And I'm really curious as to what Facebook Timeline is going to look like. This is a pretty damn fine mash-up of the two.



WTF is this? Her lip synching is horrible!



I saw Bridesmaids last week and loved it. Here's a great bonus feature, the longest argument ever.



And then how about the movie's gag reel?



I shared a video from Bad Lip-Reading when they poked fun at a Michael Buble video. Here they are taking aim at Rick Perry, and it's kind of awesome.



How To Make Pickup and Hookup Lines by Jenna Marbles. I took notes.



This Conan video isn't laugh out loud funny, but it's cute and I chuckled a little. And Anne Hathaway is REALLY hot, so there's that.



I don't care all that much for Mark Wahlberg, but he appeared on Kimmel with a friend who ate two wasabi balls and drank three cups of tobasco sauce. I couldn't turn away from it. I don't eat spicy hot things, so I can't even imagine what this would have felt like.



Have you ever wanted to hear the Imperial March from Star Wars played by two floppy disc drives? No? Well, screw you, here it is anyways.



I'm pretty sure I posted the first Cardboard Warfare a while back, so here's the second installment. It's a lot longer but no less impressive. Also, if you've ever wanted to know what Band of Brothers wold have been like with cardboard weapons, this'll give you a good idea.







Probably for the rest of the month I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit it out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But my experiment this weekend proved to me that I actually AM making a spot of cash whenever the ads are clicked. So I’m going to put this little disclaimer on the bottom of all my posts for the next month or so, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. Thanks so much!

Rainy Day Video Constitutional

I don't think I need to say anything other than Kenny Powers IS Darth Vader.



This 15-year-old girl going all beat-box on a flute is amazing. I would have been friends with more floutists in high school if they were able to do this.



I didn't want to post this because I didn't want to give this damn "church" any more publicity, but it's the Foo Fighters, and this helps to prove their awesomeness.



Once again I missed the Emmys, and these clips make me wish I hadn't.

Here's Jane Lynch's full intro. Most of it is only slightly below average, but the Mad Men stuff is wonderful. I tried to cut out the bad stuff, but I couldn't. If I did this correctly, though, the video should start at the right time.



I've never watched Mike & Molly, so I don't know how deserving the winner for Best Actress in a Comedy Series was, but I refuse to believe she was better than Pollen, Fey or Plimpton. Regardless, the presentation of nominees and the winner's speech were excellent.



This was my favorite of the dreadful Emmytones. I felt bad for Joel McHale and Zachary Levi, only slightly bad for Colby Smothers.



Despite the talent involved in this (Andy Samburg, Emma Stone, Bill Hader, Zach Galifiankis, Seth Rogen, Ken Jeong, Ed Helms, Emma Stone, Samuel L. Jackson ['cause he's in everything], Aziz Ansari), it's a big pile of meh at best. But hey, it's funny people delivering bad Star Wars lines, so there's a BIT of entertainment to be had, and Emma Stone is just a delight to watch.



I don't have time to watch all the late-night talk shows that I want to, so I'm glad highlights are almost instantly available. And I applaud Conan for his reaction to Nicole Scherzinger's bust (PUN!).



I like Joseph Gordon-Levitt as much as the next guy, but this movie looks like a joke. It looks like the plot of a '90s action movie with dialogue that is just corny as hell.

This trailer has no dialogue, just two minutes of pure action and violence, and I want to see the movie so badly now. And the music is by Mike Shinoda of Linkin Park, so that's a plus.



It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia outtakes? I guess I know what I'm going to be doing this morning.



More Star Wars fun! This time we let Porkins have the day he deserves.



And here we have Vader reacting to various things.



I watched this video, like, 10 times and I STILL don't know how to play rugby. And I'm sleepy.

LYNX - Rules to Rugby from Soap Creative on Vimeo.


Probably for the rest of the month I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit it out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But my experiment this weekend proved to me that I actually AM making a spot of cash whenever the ads are clicked. So I’m going to put this little disclaimer on the bottom of all my posts for the next month or so, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. Thanks so much!

Massive Celebratory Video Constitutional!!!

It's the Fourth of July weekend! It's my 400th blog post! It's...well, I guess that's it.

I got into Breaking Bad late, right before the third season (this past one) started. I caught up quickly, and I fell in love with it. The new season starts in just a few weeks, and I'm thinking I may need to brush up on season three a bit.



I think this is all of a Green Lantern movie that I need.



I don't know what to think about 30 Minutes or Less. It's full of people I like, but it really doesn't look all that funny.


30 Minutes or Less Red Band Trailer by teasertrailer

Yay! Patrick Warburton!

Rollercoaster Safety with Patrick Warburton - watch more funny videos

This is just what I needed before diving back into True Blood with the new season just starting on HBO.



I really hope Captain America is a good movie. I like Chris Evans, I like Tommy Lee Jones, I like Hugo Weaving, and I like Captain America when he's written as an actual soldier, not a Boy Scout super hero.

Big Mac Meatloaf? Sure. Lights? Meh. Not my music, but the lead singer is awful cute.



An Evening with Warren Ellis. I think this is the whole thing.





















It's a crappy little bit from when Return of the Jedi started filming (listen to what the Ewok calls the movie), but it's some more footage of Carrie Fisher in the gold bikini. Worth it!



Neil Gaiman on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson from June 28, 2001. If I could bring myself to DVR late night TV (I've even given up on The Daily Show and The Colbert Report), I'd watch this show.



Famous Last Words, starring Jacob from Lost/Lucifer from supernatural, Shane from The Walking Dead, and two other guys. It's pretty funny. How's that for a stirring recommendation?



These ponies aim to misbehave.



This and "Isn't She Lovely" are probably tied for favorite Stevie Wonder song. And this arrangement is incredible. REALLY makes me want to get my sax in the shop so I can start playing again. Guess I know what I'll be doing today since I get off work early.



Conan "double booked" a couple of comedians, so he had them come out and perform at the same time. These guys are great, as is their timing. I love how one guy's joke will end, and you'll get the crazy punch line from the other but not know what the hell he was talking about.

Gunky Constitutional

Deadwood Pancakes



Sometimes nature freaks me the fuck out.



Deadwood has gag reels? Deadwood has gag reels. The intro to the first one was...Hawaii 5-0? The second was Dallas. And the 3rd was The Facts of Life. Nice.







Super looks to be a more tongue-in-cheek and low-budget version of Kick-Ass. It's got Rain Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon, and Nathan Fillion. I'm sold.

Louis C.K. is one of my favorite current comedians. Him, Daniel Tosh, Zach Galifianakis and Patton Oswalt. Those are probably my top four. But Louis seems to resonate more with me. This is from a 1991 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and I forgot that Conan has been on that long. And Louis was one of his writers. The voice is definitely the same, but he's a lot more upbeat. I guess everything that I find funny about his comedy hasn't happened to him yet.



The latest Epic Meal Time video.



I have a plea for FX, USA, AMC and A&E: STOP WITH THE AWESOME DRAMAS! Damn, I'm trying to cut back on my TV watching, not add more to it. Let the major networks pump out their crap with the occasional gem so I can get a little bit of a breather. What brought this on? Here's a trailer for the new AMC show "The Killing." It looks good.



I thought I was done with Charlie Sheen's crazy public breakdown, but then he got autotuned. NOW I'm done.



Months and months ago I posted the Rally's commercial that Seth Green did in the early '90s. I had no idea it ended up being such a big deal for him AND for New Orleans. And he was wearing a long, thick, black trenchcoat BEFORE Silent Bob made them famous!



And now, here's a baby laughing while his daddy tears up stuff, probably bills. As much as I don't want anymore kids, I do miss the days when they were this small and this easily amused.

Countdown Constitutional

Before they were famous, the creepy edition.

http://fire-your-agent.tumblr.com/

Tweets to famous people.

http://httfp.com/

So she's not a whore, she's a scientist!

http://jezebel.com/5652114/college-girls-power-point-fuck-list-goes-viral-gallery

Bat fight! It's a battle of wits!

BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Here are some classic scenes from Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis set to the music of Radiohead's Creep as sung by a children's choir. Did you see The Social Network? Was it as awesome as it looks? Anyways, this has my favorite line from Between Two Ferns, and it's with Natalie Portman. See if you can guess what it is.

"The Social Network" Trailer - watch more funny videos

Looks like I'll be watching late-night TV again starting in November. Thanks Conan. Thanks for that.



"I had confidence in a fart once, and I shat my pants!" Simon Pegg is a must-see actor for me. And Isla Fisher? Really? Double sold!



This commercial for Spike TV's Scream 2010 Awards uses the scientist guy from Lost (you know, THAT one), and was clever enough that it actually got me interested in watching the show.

Lost's Guide To Scream 2010 | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

We're Back! Video Dump

I've never read the comic, but this movie looks all sorts of awesome. Scott Pilgrim vs. the World.



Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert join Conan O'Brien on stage for a dance-off...the Andy Richter shoots Stewart.



Tosh.0 is back!!!!!!

Tosh.0
Video Breakdown - Cupcake Eating Contest
www.comedycentral.com
Web Redemption 2 Girls, 1 Cup Reaction Demi Moore Picture

Gonna have to see Dinner for Shmucks. Yup, gonna have to see it.



I wasn't good at the video game, and I never saw the other movies because they looked horrible...but this is a pretty kick-ass trailer for a new Mortal Kombat movie.



Having an immortal dog might not be as awesome as you might think.



A boombox can change the world. You've gotta know your limits with a boombox.



I thought I had posted this already, but I couldn't find it, so here are...all?...of Terry Crews' Old Spice commercials. Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-POWER!!!



First trailer for The Voyage of the Dawn Treader, the next Narnia installment.

The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - Theatrical Trailer | Movies & TV | SPIKE.com

Best Scott Pilgrim trailer I've seen yet.



Despite Luke Wilson, you've got Giovanni Ribisi, James Caan, and I'm pretty sure I saw a brief glimpse of Kevin Pollack, three excellent reasons to watch any movie. Then you've got the added bonus of this being about the rise of Internet porn, and it becomes captivating.

Friday Video Dump

Creeped out by the new Tiger Woods Nike commercial? Have a few parodies, then.







This is a joke, right? This has to be a joke. Just 'cause they're girls doesn't make them bad basketball players. I don't know what this is, though. They play like they're all 5 years old, but they look like they're in high school. And then a dunk is attempted. Facepalm.



New Will Ferrell movie? Yes please!

Not that I'm promoting or advocating the crime against nature that is non-alcoholic beer, but this is a pretty funny commercial. And please ignore where this video came from.



This movie doesn't look all that great to me, but I really like Ryan Reynolds, so here's a trailer for Paper Man.



Well, I don't much care for the song, but it is more fitting to Kick-Ass than the Mika song/video that was released a couple of weeks ago.

MTV Shows

Drunk Comic Book History: The Robins. Comic book fans who enjoy Drunk History should enjoy this.



Conan O'Brien singing Creep by Radiohead. It's slightly awesome.