Recognition Video Constitutional

I love quality mash-ups, and here's one from MadMix Mustang. Queen + The Beatles = Fat Bottomed Girls Come Together.



Epic Meal Time's candy recipes always make me feel a little sick after watching them. Regardless, it's still an entertaining video every week.



Is it wrong to actually want to vote for the joke candidate?



I got into Breaking Bad between the latest season and the one previous, but I absolutely fell in love with it. This supercut of various POV scenes is mesmerizing.



You know, this supercut of Brad Pitt eating in movies isn't BAD, but it's not all that great, either. It's a bit misleading. The creator of the supercut wants us to believe Pitt eats a lot in movies, but the majority of this is clips from the Ocean's movies and a few from Meet Joe Black. In the first, that's just what his character does. It's like the brothers with their constant bickering or Don Cheadle trying to be British. And the stuff from Meet Joe Black? It's Death trying new things, so of course he's going to be trying different foods. Meh.



Mike should totally have been awarded the $800 back during the break. Totally correct answer.



I DVRed the Golden Globes so I could fast forward through the crap and just watch Ricky Gervais and the acceptance speeches from actors I liked and for shows I love. Turns out, nope, I recored the Red Carpet pre-show instead. Dammit. Well, here's Gervais' opening monologue.



This video of inappropriate wooing during Saved by the Bell clips needs to be longer. The funny is just too short.



When the trailer for "John Dies at the End" started, I was thinking that it looked like a creepy little flick somewhere along the lines of Frailty. Then it just got weird.



Raise your hand if you asked for a video of dogs barking the Star Wars theme. No? Nobody? Well, I'm glad somebody decided to do this, 'cause it's awesome.



I would have listened to more of Will Smith's solo stuff if it were more like this. As it stands, he needs Jazzy Jeff.



I can't see Tom Lenk as anything other than Andrew from Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and that kind of makes this a little bit funnier, because really, it isn't all that funny.

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So how about a Funny or Die video worth watching? Rachel Bilson in shorty shorts rapping about her CW show "Hart of Dixie." I don't watch the show, but Bilson is cute as hell.

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Joel McHale was on Sesame Street. That's all you need to know.



Also, in case you've forgotten: When I can remember to add this to the bottom of my posts, I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But when you click ads, I get a little bit of money, and as a single father of three, every penny from every source helps...especially with Christmas bills here and an unsure/shaky work situation. So I’m going to keep this tiny bit of begging at the bottom of my posts, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. The only thing it costs you is time. :) Thanks so much!

VD Constitutional

Happy Valentine's Day!



NEW FOO FIGHTERS!!!!! WHITE LIMO!!!! WITH LEMMY FROM MOTORHEAD!!!!! Now that the caps are off, I'm conflicted with this song. Conflicted because I like it, but it's not generally the type of Foo song that I like. The first Foo album is my least favorite, and really, it's the least like any of the others. "White Limo" really makes me think of that album, especially the tracks "Weenie Beenie" and "Watershed," I guess just because of how lead singer Dave Grohl is singing. Not a big fan of the raspy singing, here. But overall I like the song better than either of the ones I mentioned.



Are you single with...specific...tastes? Then this dating site might be for you.



The Avengers is going to open to a LOT of high expectations. Top-notch cast, director with a small but rabid fanbase, and you're combining some decent-sized franchises into a bigger franchise. Good luck, guys! Here's a fan-made made from clips of the solo movies that are already out there. It's very well done, and it works well as a teaser trailer.



I'm captivated by this, and I don't like it.



Another awesome Justified commercial.



I used to really like Weezer. Their Blue Album is one of my favorites. But their last few albums really fell flat for me. It seemed like they were trying too hard to be different, while still trying to be the same (if that makes any sense). Then a buddy gave me a link to this video. It really sounds like Blue Album-era Weezer. The rest, though, seems like a joke. But hey, I like the song.



Movie trailer mash-ups!





I've never been the biggest fan of Valentine's Day, even when I had a special someone to share it with. But this was my first official VD as a single guy since...1995? Wow. And you know what? It was great. There was no pressure to make sure I got the perfect card, or the perfect gift, or make a reservation at the perfect restaurant. It was just a Monday. So I watched How I Met Your Mother, and I watched Mad Love (meh), and I went to bed wondering if I'd win the MegaMillion jackpot on Tuesday night. Just...another...day. So why not have some additional fake holidays? Actress/writer Natalie Kim has some thoughts.



Babies are MUCH funnier when they're drunk, but they're also a bit more destructive.



A longer Thor trailer, you ask? Why sure! Also, I love how all of these Norse Gods all have British accents. I imagine EVERYBODY in Europe is actually British, so this works.

I love Felicia Day. Even with long, pointy ears. Okay, maybe not quite as much, but she's still cute.



I just got an XBox, and after borrowing Bioshock from a friend, I have concluded that any zombie game with good graphics will probably freak me the fuck out. I'm almost positive that Dead Island will be really good at freaking me the fuck out. I think I still want to play it, though.



There was a time that I was GREATLY amused by LOL sites. I think I still link to a couple on one of the sides of this blog. Here are some of my favorite pics that I pulled off of the sites before I got bored with them.

End-of-the-Month Video Constitutional

I love well-done mash-ups, and this is very well done.



Poor Beaker!



Looking forward to Matthew Perry's new show next month.



Movie mash-ups!!







From the people that brought you a Slaughterhouse Christmas, here's Chili Four Loko! Seriously, watch ALL of the videos these guys do. It's hilarious, but it's some pretty serious culinary creativity.



Yeah, I know a few of these.



Umm, whoa.



Gotta share this because it blows...my...mind. Drummer Gene Krupa vs. Animal of the Muppets.



And it's stuff like this that really makes me want to get my sax out of the attic, get it overhauled, and start playing again. Hell, my kids don't even know I can play. This needs to be a priority in 2011!