Unexplained Vomiting Video Constitutional

I loved the first Men in Black movie, but I barely remember the second. This third installment looks pretty darn good, especially with Josh Brolin as a young K. I think I might need to rewatch the second one, just to see if Johnny Knoxville is the reason I blocked the movie.



Battleship is kind of confusing to me. I dislike the concept of a major action movie being made about this rinky-dink game. The result, at least after viewing this preview, looks like a Transformer rip-off, and this is only reinforced by the studio using their past success with the toy franchise to promote the movie. But I like big, summer, popcorn action flicks. A movie doesn't necessarily need a strong story to be enjoyable...just ask Live Free or Die Hard. Plus, we've got Peter Berg as director, and he's bringing along two of his Friday Night Lights actors, as well as Liam Neeson. Oh, decisions decisions.



Five dollars to legally download Louis C.K.'s latest stand-up special? To keep and view whenever you want? Why WOULDN'T you do it? Here are outtakes from the special.





I don't get these Taiwanese animated recreations, but this one involves Louis and his AMA on Reddit, so of course I'm going to post it on here.



And here's a feature on him from Nightline.



Since the announcement of Community's hiatus, Joel McHale has brought his co-stars onto his other show, The Soup, to promote a show that might not be returning and to passive-agressively attack NBC with snark. Here's the latest attempt.



I saw this a couple of weeks ago but didn't want to watch it. It's not because I love Kristen Stewart and dislike the dissing of her acting range, because I thoroughly dislike her and the Twilight franchise. I was just burned out on the whole anti-Twilight stuff. Then a buddy (thanks, Josh!) sent it to me, so I watched it, and I laughed. So now YOU can laugh as Kristen Stewart explains Christmas.



Looks like I've missed some Epic Meal Time videos. Can't say that it bothers me all that much. I'm just about burned out on it. I'm not impressed when they just throw a bunch of shit together and eat it. I like when they get creative, like with the candy sushi. That looked awesome.









I don't watch Saturday Night Live anymore. The really funny parts always end up online, so I don't waste DVR space on it. I've almost always enjoyed the digital shorts, though, when they're done by the Lonely Island guys (and I assume any short that includes Andy Samburg is by them). This past week's episode (with host Katy Perry, who is my girlfriend. Russel Brand is just a smokescreen) had a funny one, and Matt Damon and Val Kilmer are great in it.



And Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader absolutely killed it on Weekend Update.





Game of Thrones comes back in April, and I've finally got an HBO subscription. With a 60-inch TV in my bedroom, it's like I'm in a movie theater while watching TV, and I can't wait for the epicness of Game of Thrones on this screen.



This video of a dog with congenital megaesophagus using a custom-made chair to eat is somewhat mindblowing. She's been trained to know that she needs the chair to eat properly, and she knows how to get in it and close herself into it. Wow. Just wow.



I can't tell if I actually like the two songs from Jay-Z and Kanye West's "No Church in the Wild" album I've heard, or if they're only awesome because of the videos (Otis has Aziz Ansari in it, and the video I saw of No Church in the Wild is made up of Game of Thrones clips). I think I'll see if the album is on Spotify so I can listen to the whole thing.


No Church in the Wild - Game of Thrones from mixmastermind on Vimeo.


I don't really understand why this video is so funny. This is how I fight. Am I fighting wrong?



You like Fox's New Girl, right? Sure you do. One of the reasons you like it is because of Schmidt's douche-tasticness. It's not a question, it's a fact. So this just popped up, and it's a dating video that Schmidt put together, and it's SOOOO Schmidty.



So the new G.I. Joe movie looks...watchable? It looks like all the people that nobody liked in the first movie were killed off (I WILL miss Sienna Miller and Rachel Nichols) and replaced with The Rock, Adrianne Palicki and Bruce Willis, and the team is on the run from their own government. Okay, I can get behind that. I honestly don't care if it's a superficial, popcorn movie as long as it's fun. These movies need to be fun. My fingers are crossed.



I'm pretty sure I've posted some videos before by Jon Lajoie, the guy who plays Taco on The League. I've never seen this one, so I thought I'd pass it on. I can't connect with the theme, though.



I was horribly disappointed with the season finale of Sons of Anarchy, so I'm looking forward to some Justified to cleanse my FX palate...then kick the palate's ass with awesomeness.



The story doesn't look all that great, and Nick Cage's Johnny Blaze looked extremely average, but the effects for the new Ghost Rider movie look incredible. I'd rent it (doesn't look theater worthy to me) just for those.



Also, in case you've forgotten: When I can remember to add this to the bottom of my posts, I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But when you click ads, I get a little bit of money, and as a single father of three, every penny from every source helps...especially with Christmas looming on the horizon. So I’m going to keep this tiny bit of begging at the bottom of my posts, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. The only thing it costs you is time. :) Thanks so much!

Better Late Than Never Video Constitutional

I don't like Oprah, but I love this video.



Tom Cruise gets a letter from his Australian cousin. He's so emotional!



With the changes to the upcoming Star Wars Blu-Ray releases announced, it's fun to go back and look at some classic Star Wars clips.



George Carlin was never one of my favorite comedians, but Louis C.K. is. Here's Louis's tribute to Carlin.



I will pigeon fight you!



It's almost time for new TV shows! Here's a pretty good edit of Community that turns awesomeness into a song.



This Epic Meal Time video seems kind of lazy. It's just a bunch of hot dogs and bacon, with some Jack Daniels mixed with some ketchup. Forgive me, but I usually expect some actual cooking to be done.



I may have to put EMT in time-out for using a Limp Bizkit reference in this video. Or maybe I need to go in time-out because I got the reference. Also, I really want to try an In and Out burger. Okay, the burger bullets were pretty awesome, as was the guy who snorted the burgers. Nice.



I felt bad for laughing at this, but that didn't stop me from laughing more.



I don't like Charlie Sheen, and I will NOT watch his roast, but I'm in the middle of watching the West Wing, so I'm on a bit of a Martin Sheen kick. This is a great commercial all around.



Here's an important PSA about driving. I think it's an important lesson to us all.



I've never seen Slapshot, but I know I like it more than any of the Twilight movies. Here's a mash-up of the two, and yeah, it's worth it.



Text about the video that the writer thinks is funny, but the readers have heard it all before.



George C. Scott doesn't like Lucas's new changes to the Star Wars Blu-Ray releases either.



I imagine all Twilight fans are exactly like this.



I'm currently watching The West Wing. I've seen the first four seasons, but I got sidetracked and never watched the rest. I'm now rewatching what I've already seen (since I saw it YEARS ago) so I can finish the season, but I don't think I'll ever see a scene in the show as good as when President Bartlett calls the Butterball hotline. Awesome.



Why did nobody tell me that Idris Elba was in a BBC show? I'm disappointed in ALL of you.



Probably for the rest of the month I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit it out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But my experiment this weekend proved to me that I actually AM making a spot of cash whenever the ads are clicked. So I’m going to put this little disclaimer on the bottom of all my posts for the next month or so, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. Thanks so much!

What You Should Have Watched #11

TV Schedule for the 2011/2012 Season

It’s that time of the year again, when thoughts turn from reruns and reality TV to new episodes of scripted comedies and dramas. USA and FX have kept me happy with new episodes of Covert Affairs, White Collar, Burn Notice, Louie and Wilfred, but now were back to REAL prime time.

Keep in mind that I’m a single father of three kids, so I really don’t watch anything “live.” My DVR is in heavy use, and I also rely on Hulu and network websites for some stuff.

Here’s what I’m planning on watching:

Sunday

6:00 – The Simpsons (Fox/Sept. 25)

7:00 – Family Guy (Fox/Sept. 25)

7:00 – Once Upon a Time (ABC/Oct. 23)

7:30 – Allen Gregory (Fox/Oct. 30)

9:00 – Breaking Bad (AMC/current)

9:00 – The Walking Dead (AMC/Oct. 16)

I haven’t really been blown away by The Simpsons in a LONG time. I usually let episodes pile up on the DVR and the end up falling asleep halfway through episodes. I very rarely rewind what I’ve missed before deleting the episode. Sad. I saw a trailer for Once Upon a Time when I went to see Captain America: The First Avenger. It looked pretty awesome with a Fables (comic book series) vibe. Comparisons will be made to Grimm, surely, but in subject matter only. Their executions are different, which is good. It kind of reminds me of a few years ago when Surface, Threshold and Invasion all premiered at the same time. Similarities could be found in all of them, but they were all vastly different. Too bad none of the actually survived their first seasons. I’ll give Allen Gregory a chance based on Jonah Hill. I wonder if Family Guy will move on to making fun of a new movie franchise since they finished with the original Star Wars movies last year or if they’ll move onto the first three episodes. I’d like to see them tackle Indiana Jones. There’s some good material there. Or maybe Back to the Future. Since it’s on well after my kids go to bed, I should be able to watch The Walking Dead live.

Monday

7:00 – How I Met Your Mother (CBS/Sept. 19)

7:00 – Terra Nova (Fox/Sept. 26)

9:00 – Castle (ABC/Sept. 19)

I caught a rerun of HIMYM last week, and it was the one where Marshall’s dad dies. The way they addressed it was WAY too heavy for a sitcom like this. I kind of hope we actually meet the mother this season. I mean, Ted is my least favorite of the characters, but I’d like to see some headway made on the title. I’ll give Terra Nova a chance. I’m most looking forward to Castle. Nathan Fillion is an actor I’ll watch in anything, and I’ve enjoyed every episode of this show.

Tuesday

7:00 – Glee (Fox/Sept. 20)

7:30 – Man Up (ABC/Oct. 18)

8:00 – Ringer (CW/Sept. 13)

8:00 – New Girl (Fox/Sept. 20)

8:30 – Raising Hope (Fox/Sept. 20)

9:00 – Parenthood (NBC/Sept. 13)

9:00 – Sons of Anarchy (FX/Sept. 6)

I’m just about done with Glee. Man Up gets a couple viewings because of Dan Fogler. Ringer gets a view because of Sarah Michelle Gellar, but after watching the trailer I’m guessing that one view is ALL I’ll give it. The preview I saw of New Girl looked funny. What bothers me, though, is that Damon Wayans, Jr. is still listed as a cast member on Fox’s website, even though he’s also in Happy Endings on ABC. Oh noes! And thank you Wikipedia. Looks like all is well…well, for Happy Endings, that is. I got into Raising Hope REALLY late into the season last year, but I’m glad I finally gave it a chance. Garret Dillahunt, Martha Plimpton and Shannon Woodward make this a must-see for me. I loved the first season of Parenthood, but I missed every single episode of the second season. I should probably watch those before jumping into season three. And do I really need to say anything about Sons of Anarchy? It’s the most badass show on TV. Oh, I guess I did need to say something about it.

Wednesday

7:00 – Up All Night (NBC/Sept. 14)

7:30 – Free Agents (NBC/Sept. 14)

7:30 – Suburgatory (ABC/Sept. 28)

8:00 – Modern Family (ABC/Sept. 21)

8:30 – Happy Endings (ABC/Sept. 28)

8:30 – I Hate My Teenage Daughter (Fox/Nov. 23)

Will Arnett has a new show? SOLD! What’s that? Anthony Head does too? DOUBLE SOLD!! Holy crap! Alan Tudyk too? Who is answering all of my prayers? Is it TV Jesus? Modern Family is probably the most solid sitcom on TV right now, and Happy Endings was a pleasant surprise last year. I’m giving I Hate My Teenage Daughter a try because Jaime Pressley was good on My Name is Earl, and she’s nice to look at. I think I saw a preview earlier in the summer that I laughed at, but I could be wrong about that.

Thursday

7:00 – Big Bang Theory (CBS/Sept. 22)

7:00 – Community (NBC/Sept. 22)

7:30 – Parks and Recreation (NBC/Sept. 22)

8:00 – The Office (NBC/Sept. 22)

8:00 – Person of Interest (CBS/Sept. 22)

8:00 – Bones (Fox/Nov. 3)

8:00 – Burn Notice (USA/current)

9:00 – Wilfred (FX/current)

9:00 – It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia (FX/Sept. 15)

9:30 – Louie (FX/current)

9:30 – The League (FX/Oct. 6)

Out of all of the shows I plan on watching, only four of them are on CBS. Two of them are on Wednesday nights. The Big Bang Theory is a well-written sitcom that panders to the nerd in me. Person of Interest has Ben Linus from Lost, so that’s why I’m tuning in for an episode or two. NBC’s Thursday night comedy block (well, ¾ of it) is some of the smartest comedy that I’ve been fortunate to watch. Community seems fresh and new every week, Parks and Rec has some of the best characters to ever fill a show, and The Office is solid comedy that (to me) hasn’t gotten stale yet. I’m really interested to see what kind of dynamic James Spader will add to the show for however long he’s on. My eight o’clock hour seems pretty full, but Burn Notice will probably end its summer season soon (Sept. 8 according to Wikipedia), and Bones doesn’t start until November, so I’ve got plenty of time to lose interest in Person of Interest (pun…intended?) by the time it starts back up. The FX sitcoms are some of the funniest I’ve ever seen. Not necessarily the smartest and usually pandering to the lowest common denominator, but, hey, look how far that’s taken Two and a Half Men. Right now, Louie is my favorite show this summer. It speaks truth without talking down to the viewer. I’m enjoying Wilfred, but it’s darker than I anticipated. Always Sunny is probably the most crass and unredeemable show on TV, but it’s so much fun to hate the leads. The League is just solid comedy, and when talking about great characters, one always has to mention Jon Lajoie’s Taco.

Friday

7:00 – Chuck (NBC/Oct. 21)

8:00 – Grimm (NBC/Oct. 21)

8:00 – Fringe (Fox/Sept. 23)

8:00 – Supernatural (CW/Sept. 23)

Chuck has been my popcorn show since it started. I watched it because of Adam Baldwin and continued to watch it because of Yvonne Strahovski. They don’t even try to make any of their stories even slightly believable, but they’re incredibly fun to watch. It looks like I’ll be DVRing Supernatural and Fringe (these two will ALWAYS be priorities for me) and catching up with Grimm on Hulu.

Saturday

7:00 – Rules of Engagement (CBS/Sept. 24)

A show on Saturday that isn’t a rerun? Sometimes I don’t like to admit that I like this show. It’s not original or very clever, but the acting really sells it. Patrick Warburton is another guy I’ll watch in anything, and I really like the characters played by Oliver Hudson (relationship to Kate aside) and Bianca Kajlich (so so SO pretty). If this show were up against anything else, it would lose, so putting it on a Saturday is a pretty good idea on CBS’s part. Also, I may have included the wrong picture.

Mid-Season Shows of Interest

Alcatraz (Fox)

The Finder (Fox)

Touch (Fox)

Covert Affairs (USA)

Psych (USA)

White Collar (USA)

Southland (TNT)

American Horror Story (FX)

Archer (FX)

Justified (FX)

Cougar Town (ABC)

Apartment 23 (ABC)

I know nothing about Alcatraz or Touch except that one has Jorge Garcia in it and the other has Keifer Sutherland. That’s enough for me to at least give it an episode to grab me. I’m slightly pissed at The Finder, but it’s not the show’s fault. I have a problem with backdoor pilots. I was all prepared to watch an episode of Bones last season, but instead it’s The Finder with Bones and Booth thrown in every now and then. I liked Geoff Stults and Michael Clarke Duncan, but Saffron Burrows just seemed like a poor-man’s Fiona (from Burn Notice), bad first season accent and all. Speaking of Burn Notice, USA has some really top-notch original programing, most of which has been entertaining me during the summer. I know that Covert Affairs and White Collar will be returning some time later in the fall, but Psych starts sometime in October. I’ve given up on straight-ahead cop shows (no more CSI or Law & Order for me), but a friend talked me into watching Southland over the summer and I fell in love. I have no idea when the fourth season will start, but I’m looking forward to it. I am not a fan of horror movies, so American Horror Story wouldn’t usually interest me, but Connie Britton (Friday Night Lights) is one of the stars, so I’m in for a bit…at least until I can only watch it with all the lights on. Justified and Archer are two more top-notch FX shows. I’m glad that Justified received some well-deserved Emmy nominations. I’m also glad that H. Jon Benjamin has Archer to fall back on since Jon Benjamin Has a Van was such a bad show. I was disappointed to see that Cougar Town was not on the schedule for this fall. Despite its misleading title, it’s a funny show. And what little I saw of Apartment 23 made me laugh, but it was a great scene with James Van Der Beek cashing in on his Dawson fame to have sex. Simple but funny.

So, I think that’s everything. Isn’t it enough? I’d embed some trailers, but there are just too many, so I hyperlinked all the shows to their official web pages. It’s a little more work on your part, but you can do it. I believe in you, you lazy bastards!

Crappiest Week EVAR Video Constitutinal

THIS is why I love September.



I loved Independence Day, but I would have loved it even more had it ended like this. Plus, Adam Baldwin!!!



Fight Shrub? Fight Shrub.



Here's a wonderfully done Twilight Zone/Star Wars mash-up.



This is a clip from a BBC talk show where Ewan McGregor plays with a light saber.



Mark Millar is a hit-or-miss writer to me. Sometimes he just going TOO over-the-top. But "Old Man Logan" was a good story, and this fan-made trailer for a movie we'll never see is pretty well put together.



I'm sharing this only because it's Firefly and it's clever, but I don't really like it all that much.



I will share everything related to Nathan Fillion, especially PSAs on swamp ass.



I tell you what, I love me some gay sour worms. They were a lunch staple my freshman and sophomore years of high school. I think that watching this candy pizza being made triggered a diabetic seizure, though.



The latest trailer for Breaking Bad is great for those of you who have heard lots of good things about the show but don't really know the basics. This gives you the basics, plus teases you for the season that starts in...9 days! Yay!



I used to watch The Daily Show and the Colbert Report religiously. It's how I got my news. But lately I just can't bring myself to watch any late-night talk shows. I caught Jon Stewart's recent interview with Louis C.K., though, and as always he was brilliant. In this interview he breaks down why farts are funny.

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New Weird Al!

Memorial Day Weekend Video Constitutional

Here's the teaser for the next season of True Blood.

The the live action Ambiguously Gay Duo sketch from this past weekends Saturday Night Live. It's not all that funny, but the cameos are fun to watch.



AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!! DEMON!!!! IT'S A DEMON!!!!! BURN IT BEAT IT KILL IT DEAD!!!!



THIS is the Epic Meal Time episode that almost made me throw up at my desk. I'm totally fine with all the meat stuff, but I don't have a sweet tooth like I used to.



This should be a commercial. Parents like me would get one of these for their kids based on this clip alone.



In the past 33 years my parents have owned three beagles, so I have a bit of a soft spot in my heart for them. Here's a video of one who has learned how to catch a ball with his paws.



Can't say this is my favorite Epic Meal Time, but it's not bad.



Not as good as Dick in a Box, but I think I like 3-Way better than Motherlover.



I recently had a Parks and Recreation marathon and was pleased and surprised when Louis C.K. showed up. It really made me miss his show. But it's coming back next month! Yay!



New trailer for the new season of True Blood. I got a little giddy.



Okay, I was really prepared not to enjoy the latest installment of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. It's wo actors who can be over-the-top, and I expected them to out over-the-top each other to the point of eye rolling. Didn't happen. The stuff with the food and John Hamm was briliant.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Gunky Constitutional

Deadwood Pancakes



Sometimes nature freaks me the fuck out.



Deadwood has gag reels? Deadwood has gag reels. The intro to the first one was...Hawaii 5-0? The second was Dallas. And the 3rd was The Facts of Life. Nice.







Super looks to be a more tongue-in-cheek and low-budget version of Kick-Ass. It's got Rain Wilson, Ellen Page, Liv Tyler, Kevin Bacon, and Nathan Fillion. I'm sold.

Louis C.K. is one of my favorite current comedians. Him, Daniel Tosh, Zach Galifianakis and Patton Oswalt. Those are probably my top four. But Louis seems to resonate more with me. This is from a 1991 episode of Late Night with Conan O'Brien, and I forgot that Conan has been on that long. And Louis was one of his writers. The voice is definitely the same, but he's a lot more upbeat. I guess everything that I find funny about his comedy hasn't happened to him yet.



The latest Epic Meal Time video.



I have a plea for FX, USA, AMC and A&E: STOP WITH THE AWESOME DRAMAS! Damn, I'm trying to cut back on my TV watching, not add more to it. Let the major networks pump out their crap with the occasional gem so I can get a little bit of a breather. What brought this on? Here's a trailer for the new AMC show "The Killing." It looks good.



I thought I was done with Charlie Sheen's crazy public breakdown, but then he got autotuned. NOW I'm done.



Months and months ago I posted the Rally's commercial that Seth Green did in the early '90s. I had no idea it ended up being such a big deal for him AND for New Orleans. And he was wearing a long, thick, black trenchcoat BEFORE Silent Bob made them famous!



And now, here's a baby laughing while his daddy tears up stuff, probably bills. As much as I don't want anymore kids, I do miss the days when they were this small and this easily amused.

Video Dump

An awesome "You're mom is a whore" joke turns into a pretty frank discussion of homosexuality between a group of straight guys and their gay friend. I know this is scripted TV, but it seems like a real conversation. You've got the one really uncomfortable guy, your curious friends, and you actually learn something. Well, I did.



Here's the only version of Twilight I would ever watch.



Here's Lindsay Lohan getting sentenced to 90 days in jail. Her reaction to what the judge is saying is just awesome. Will time in jail do her any good, or will she even serve the entire term? Don't care. At least she was actually punished for BREAKING THE DAMN LAW!



One of my buddies has been sending me info on the new Star Wars TomTom developments, so that's not new to me. But this video showing Vader's recording session is, and it's hilarious.

Darth Vader GPS recording session @ Yahoo! Video

Mel Gibson vs. Christian Bale. 'Nuff said.



The first trailer of Red looked kind of cute and quirky. This trailer makes the movie look incredibly awesome. It's kind of like a geriatric version of The Losers, and with the cast assembled (even Ernest Borgnine!) I can live with that.

Pre-Independence Day Video Dump

Oh my goodness. I can't afford to see all the movie I want to see in the theater. The new Harry Potter movie, though, will get my money. Both parts of the finale.

The drummer for Ok Go vs. Animal from the Muppets in a staring contest.



And I guess this is the latest Ok Go video. Probably my least favorite out of all their videos, 'cause they've had awesome videos. It doesn't help that the song kind of sucks. I've not liked their latest CD much at all.



I'm intrigued by this movie about the founder of Facebook.



Ever wanted an AT-AT Walker as a pet? Sure you have.



And here's Iron Baby by the same guy.



This, my friends, is why Louis C.K. is one of my favorite stand-up comedians.



Supernatural vs. Lonely Island: Supernatural (In My Pants)

Video Dump!!!

Somebody just gave away the secret of how television news works! It'll blow your mind!



And here we've got the next awesome comic book made into what looks like an awesome movie: The Losers. Starring Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Chris Evans, Idris Elba and Zoe Saldana and based on an excellent covert miliatry-esque comic book, you're looking at something...wait for it...awesome. Plus, I think this trailer is using an Eagles of Death Metal song, so, y'know, bonus.



This movie, Takers, does not look that good at all. But I am digging on some Idris Elba lately (you may remember him from a brief stint on the Office or co-starring with Ali Larter and Beyonce in Obsessed), and he's not hiding his Britishness in this movie. Do I watch a crappy movie for a good actor? Mostly likely no.



New Kick-Ass trailer!! Not quite as good as the previous ones, but it's also mostly clips we've seen before.



Here's the trailer for Cemetary Drive, a new movie by the creators of The Office and Extras. I love everything Ricky Gervais does, but this looks too much like a feel-good movie and less like an awesome comedy.

This is kind of neat for anyone who's been watching Lost since the beginning...and who also has already seen this season's premiere. I wouldn't watch it yet if you haven't seen this past week's episode. Minor spoiler.



Louis C.K. is one of the stand up comedians I'm currently enjoying the most. While different from other current faves (Demetri Martin, Daniel Tosh and Patton Oswalt), he's still awesome. If you don't know who he is, you might remember him as Ricky Gervais' drunk/best? friend in The Invention of Lying. He's got a new show on FX starting in April, and I'm expecting good things. FX usually always delivers top quality original programming (The Shield, Sons of Anarchy, Nip/Tuck, Dirt, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, The League, Archer), so why not give it a try?



And here's a bit of stand-up, too. There's some foul language, so be warned.



Here's a banned Superbowl ad. It's awesome and full of nudity.