Snow Day Video Constitutional

More Old Spice commercials with Terry Crews can only be a good thing. These run during some of my kids' shows on Cartoon Network, so now they'll randomly bust out with "Pa pa pa pa pa pa POWER!" My kids are awesome.









I'm not much of a Lego guy, and I've never taken an interest in any Lego stop motion animation films, but I can respect hard work and an awesome video when I see it. Also, Captain America kills Nazis. Church.



This supercut of TV shows referencing other TV shows is almost perfect. The each clip flows into the just-referenced show, and the way the ending comes back around to the beginning...mwah! (I just did that thing you do when you put your fingers up to your mouth and then make that kissy sound...you know, forget it...it's a visual thing) INTERNET!



This might have been my favorite commercial from the Superbowl. Also, I really used to like Old Milwaukee, but I haven't had it in a while.



This is just a fun video. It's a bunch of TV and movie clips edited together to Flo Rida's "Club Can't Handle Me." Major props for all the Supernatural and various geeky inclusions.



I loved the first three Jason Bourne movies so much that I went out and bought the books. After reading the books, I was sorely disappointed in the movies. The movies are only loosely based on the books and only share a basic plot and some character names. That said, this movie looks good. Jeremy Renner is a good actor, and I'll watch almost anything with Ed Norton in it.



Epic Meal Pies? Mmmmm, pie. Pies are good, but this looks like the laziest episode they've done yet.

Four-Day Weekend Video Constitutional

I won't watch this in the theater, but I REALLY want to see this movie. A part of me, though, wonders if it works more as an idea or a fake trailer than an actual full-length movie. Plus, Ron Swanson, bitch.



Was Captain Jean Luc Picard gay? I think this clip answers that little question.



Heck with the story and heck with the acting ability of Sam Worthington, Wrath of the Titans looks like a visually stunning movie. I didn't even know this was in the making, but now I want to see it.



I loved the Lord of the Rings movies, even though I wasn't fully blown away by the books. Now The Hobbit has a trailer, and yeah, I'm looking forward to it. And hey! That's the British Jim from The Office as Bilbo, right? I like him. After fully watching the trailer, I think I've changed my mind. I think I DO need to see this in the theater.



This short video of a bullfrog playing a game on an iPhone starts out cute and ends hilariously.



I haven't heard a definite "YES" that Prometheus is actually an Alien prequel or sequel. I don't care, it still looks pretty awesome, and Idris Elba is in it, so I'm sold.



This Die Hard mash-up was pretty awesome.

Clean Shaven Video Constitutional

Nathan Fillion on Conan last week. I want to be best friends with this guy.



Damn, looks like I've got to go vote for the People's Choice Awards now. Thanks a lot, Christy!



So apparently Donald Glover hangs out with puppets? You can't see him in the video, but you can hear him. Sounds like he's the one with the camera.



I don't think this video is all that creative, but some of it is pretty funny. It's two guys at Target trying to get help finding various made-up items.



Has Liam Neeson alway been a badass, or was Taken a shift for him? Whatever the reason, I like him in roles like this. Here's the trailer for his latest film, The Grey.



Oh, HELLS yes! A horror movie written by Joss Whedon? I'll be seeing this in the theater, thank you. No Netflix or Redbox for me on this one. And it's got Topher from Dollhouse in it. Nice to see Whedon giving some work to someone he's already worked with. You don't see that much. /sarcasm

I'll sign an online petition to save Community, but that's about it. After having my heart broken by the likes of Firefly, Arrested Development and Terriers, I realize that good shows sometimes get cancelled. But sure, I'll sign a petition. And post funny videos.



Will Ferrell made some Old Milwaukee commercials for some reason. Sure, why not?







I just found out that American Psycho is getting a remake, and I wanted to share my favorite scene from the movie. I really like Christian Bale. I love Huey Lewis and the News. I love Christian Bale deconstructing Huey Lewis and the News with such a smile. And I love Christian Bale's fancy footwork right before going at Jared Leto with an axe. There are more monolouges following the HL&tN one, which are almost just as good, but this is my favorite. Be warned, there's blood and some language, but I think it's worth it.


American Psycho - Pop Monologues from laviesportive on Vimeo.


Jason Segel. Alison Brie as a Brit. Andy from Parks and Recreation. The same guy who did Forgetting Sarah Marshall and Get Him to the Greek. This is a romantic comedy I can get behind.



"Thunderstruck" is far and away my favorite AC/DC song. It just pumps you up. So yeah, I'm probably going to like it in a Star Wars mash-up.



Okay, this mash-up of Star Wars and The Grinch Who Stole Christmas made me smile.



If I just say, "Star Wars cello duel," will that be enough to get you to view this video? Musically, it's awesome, and visually, it's surprising.



THIS is why I haven't gotten my kids Kinectimals for our (my) XBox.



Like Pulp Fiction? Ever wanted to see it chronological order? Neither did I, but apparently somebody did. They recut the movie and put the whole damn thing on YouTube. So, here it is.



Also, in case you've forgotten: When I can remember to add this to the bottom of my posts, I’m going to whore myself out with an impassioned plea: click on the ads. PLEASE click on the ads. I don’t care if you exit out of it immediately or actually look around. This isn’t some professional blog where I believe in the products I’m shilling. These are automatic ads placed by Google. But when you click ads, I get a little bit of money, and as a single father of three, every penny from every source helps...especially with Christmas looming on the horizon. So I’m going to keep this tiny bit of begging at the bottom of my posts, and I hope you’ll take an extra 10 seconds after reading my blog to click on an ad. The only thing it costs you is time. :) Thanks so much!

Dealing-with-It Video Constitutional

In honor of all the people who spent time on the water this past holiday weekend, here are some videos so you can remember the good times you had.





Also, because I miss The League on FX and can't wait for the 3rd season, here are all of Taco's songs and miscellania that I could find. The first one is a song he sang in the first episode, but YouTube won't let me embed it, so here's a live version. It's better, though, when he's singing it at a five year old's birthday party.















Go Muscles Glasses, go!!! I always wonder how long it takes to eat all this crap, and how much of it is actually eaten.



I really like Joseph Gordon-Levitt. This looks utterly depressing. I still want to see it.



Here's the latest video from the latest Foo Fighters album, Wasting Light. It's for "Walk," my favorite track from the album, and it's kind of been my theme song since I heard it in April. I'm glad there's a video for it. And then go track down the Michael Douglas movie "Falling Down" if you haven't seen it. It's a good one that the video "borrowed" heavily from.

Tags: Foo Fighters, Music, More Music Videos

Memorial Day Weekend Video Constitutional

Here's the teaser for the next season of True Blood.

The the live action Ambiguously Gay Duo sketch from this past weekends Saturday Night Live. It's not all that funny, but the cameos are fun to watch.



AHHHH!!! AHHHHHHH!!! DEMON!!!! IT'S A DEMON!!!!! BURN IT BEAT IT KILL IT DEAD!!!!



THIS is the Epic Meal Time episode that almost made me throw up at my desk. I'm totally fine with all the meat stuff, but I don't have a sweet tooth like I used to.



This should be a commercial. Parents like me would get one of these for their kids based on this clip alone.



In the past 33 years my parents have owned three beagles, so I have a bit of a soft spot in my heart for them. Here's a video of one who has learned how to catch a ball with his paws.



Can't say this is my favorite Epic Meal Time, but it's not bad.



Not as good as Dick in a Box, but I think I like 3-Way better than Motherlover.



I recently had a Parks and Recreation marathon and was pleased and surprised when Louis C.K. showed up. It really made me miss his show. But it's coming back next month! Yay!



New trailer for the new season of True Blood. I got a little giddy.



Okay, I was really prepared not to enjoy the latest installment of Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis. It's wo actors who can be over-the-top, and I expected them to out over-the-top each other to the point of eye rolling. Didn't happen. The stuff with the food and John Hamm was briliant.

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Countdown Constitutional

Before they were famous, the creepy edition.

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Tweets to famous people.

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So she's not a whore, she's a scientist!

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Bat fight! It's a battle of wits!

BAT FIGHT with Will Ferrell from Will Ferrell

Here are some classic scenes from Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis set to the music of Radiohead's Creep as sung by a children's choir. Did you see The Social Network? Was it as awesome as it looks? Anyways, this has my favorite line from Between Two Ferns, and it's with Natalie Portman. See if you can guess what it is.

"The Social Network" Trailer - watch more funny videos

Looks like I'll be watching late-night TV again starting in November. Thanks Conan. Thanks for that.



"I had confidence in a fart once, and I shat my pants!" Simon Pegg is a must-see actor for me. And Isla Fisher? Really? Double sold!



This commercial for Spike TV's Scream 2010 Awards uses the scientist guy from Lost (you know, THAT one), and was clever enough that it actually got me interested in watching the show.

Lost's Guide To Scream 2010 | SpikeTV | SPIKE.com

Friday Video Dump

Creeped out by the new Tiger Woods Nike commercial? Have a few parodies, then.







This is a joke, right? This has to be a joke. Just 'cause they're girls doesn't make them bad basketball players. I don't know what this is, though. They play like they're all 5 years old, but they look like they're in high school. And then a dunk is attempted. Facepalm.



New Will Ferrell movie? Yes please!

Not that I'm promoting or advocating the crime against nature that is non-alcoholic beer, but this is a pretty funny commercial. And please ignore where this video came from.



This movie doesn't look all that great to me, but I really like Ryan Reynolds, so here's a trailer for Paper Man.



Well, I don't much care for the song, but it is more fitting to Kick-Ass than the Mika song/video that was released a couple of weeks ago.

MTV Shows

Drunk Comic Book History: The Robins. Comic book fans who enjoy Drunk History should enjoy this.



Conan O'Brien singing Creep by Radiohead. It's slightly awesome.